Uncoordinated and clumsy!

I am the least coordinated person in the world. I am the clumsiest person in the world, too.

A piece of furniture can be in the same spot for 10 years and I will walk right into it as if it had never been there. I walk into walls, doors, and am constantly scraping myself along side walls, door frames, furniture. I didn't even realize how much I scrape along things till I got a shirt that has buttons on the sleeves and makes a horrible scraping noise when I do. I have black-n-blue marks that I have no idea when or where I got them. Constantly. If I'm distracted even the slightest bit, BAM! I've broken my toes countless times.

ARGH!

Can you tell I think I just broke a couple of toes?